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4 points ·

All US Marshalls will be androids, so you feel ok shooting them while living as an outlaw.

You will need a Bachelor's in some liberal arts degree to qualify for the outlaw profession. Outlaws pay taxes only every other year, and are categorized as "self-employed" so you have to track your own taxes.

35 points ·

Why would I fight? I'll just dodge the draft and fasttrack my presidential campaign.

My platform is ABWA: America Becomes West Again. Everyone does horses, cowboy hats, and guns again. You wanna travel further than 3 towns over? Train.

4 points ·

Just so they can claim to be the victim after they make themselves the frontyard of another world war.

War crimes what war crimes? It was just war with Iran?

What's a 'gaza'?

10 points ·

Why are all the Israel apologists here framing "having to sign a (presumably false) document attesting they are being deported for illegal activities" as "just sign a document"? None of them has contested the document's contents, which is the only reasonable angle to paint "not signing the attestation" as "willfully-petty disobedience" like they all attempt to do. Signing a lie in hopes of getting free from war crime enthusiasts is reasonable, and not signing it is understandable.

5 points ·

He was retired, sure, but this is a denial of his entire career, if not his life's work (I can't speak to how much being in the military means to him).

2 points ·

You are correct that I misread the original comment.

12 points ·

Do you have a source handy? With ICE backed by _this_ administration, I wouldn't imagine Russians with bad takes on Ukraine would be targets.

Edit: I misread the original comment and now understand why a Russian opposing the Russian invasion of Ukraine would be a target.

4 points ·

Battle Pope! With flying "Rocket Papal Punch" action! Only $12.25 at your nearest Vatican.

8 points ·

Blitzed off amphetamines, them snails are.

1 points ·

A person could have containers they wouldn't drink out of but can hold liquid just fine.

4 points ·

Corn has consumed anyone who could answer.