22 points ·
Sweet, fucking baby Jesus. This is truly the dumbest timeline.
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- Trump picks outspoken ‘alpha male’, Hooters aficionado Nick Adams as next US ambassador to Malaysia · 195 points · 37 comments
- The world's superyachts are getting bigger and bigger. Business is booming, the luxury yacht-industry says. · 179 points · 40 comments
- Televangelist Jimmy Swaggart, whose ministry was toppled by prostitution scandals, dies at 90 · 309 points · 55 comments
- The AI Company Zuckerberg Just Poured $14 Billion Into Is Reportedly a Clown Show of Ludicrous Incompetence · 283 points · 34 comments
- Tesla faces collapsing sales in Canada's Québec province, with new registrations tumbling 85% · 679 points · 75 comments
- Tesla faces collapsing sales in Canada's Québec province, with new registrations tumbling 85% · 679 points · 75 comments
- Tesla faces collapsing sales in Canada's Québec province, with new registrations tumbling 85% · 679 points · 75 comments
- Trump says Canada would pay $61B for Golden Dome, but zero as ’51st state’ · 253 points · 59 comments
- *Permanently Deleted* · 478 points · 34 comments
- Pakistan to respond ‘forcefully’ to India’s ‘act of war’, says prime minister after attack – live · 241 points · 83 comments
- Pakistan to respond ‘forcefully’ to India’s ‘act of war’, says prime minister after attack – live · 241 points · 83 comments
- Trump: ‘I’m really not trolling’ with talk of Canada as 51st state · 525 points · 224 comments
- ‘There were no warning signs’: what happens when your partner falls into the ‘manosphere’? · 658 points · 243 comments
- ‘There were no warning signs’: what happens when your partner falls into the ‘manosphere’? · 658 points · 243 comments
- Pope Francis has died · 1096 points · 398 comments
- Pope Francis has died · 1096 points · 398 comments
- Pope Ghosts JD Vance at Vatican, Sends Top Cardinal to Lecture VP on Compassion · 1405 points · 168 comments
- 17 Teslas destroyed following blaze at Rome dealership · 994 points · 79 comments
- 17 Teslas destroyed following blaze at Rome dealership · 994 points · 79 comments
- 17 Teslas destroyed following blaze at Rome dealership · 994 points · 79 comments
Comments
2 points ·
*The Deep Ones gleefully rubbing their hands*
5 points ·
Swaggart "Can I roll to convince the sex workers to leave me alone?"
GM "Sure."
*Swaggart rolls a nat 20*
Swaggart "Oh no, it looks like I rolled a nat 1. Looks like I have to sleep with the sex workers, again."
9 points ·
Come on Zuckerberg, if you sink abother $14 billion it might just pay off.
4 points ·
The Oligopoly "We're going to use this government money to fund share buy backs and to fatten our pockets."
6 points ·
Build fiber to rural areas so they won’t need Starlink
Canadian Government "Sorry, the best I can do is get three companies that are an oligopoly to one day, maybe, fix this."
4 points ·
*Standing in a middle of a torrential downpour, completely soaked, getting sick, and tired.*
*Hails a cab*
*Sees that it is a cybertruck*
"I would prefer to die right now then get into one"
*Stops hailing for a cab*
-1 points ·
I was wondering when ol' Trumpy would start talking about making Canada, a "state".
4 points ·
Centrists won’t address the actual issues that cause fascism to fester. Instead centrists will pivot right to out right the fascists.
3 points ·
Psh, tell that to this totally legimate source claiming that nuclear winter and global warming will cancel each other out it.
6 points ·
I for one am hoping that we do get a nuclear winter. Great way to balance out global warming.
1 points ·
The problem isn’t Trump, it’s his followers. One of those followers will think it’s a good idea to invade Canada.
7 points ·
We have to see if the witches float!
5 points ·
Before we rush to judgment about witches. We really should test them to make sure that they are witches.
10 points ·
So we should thank TERFs for having a trans women Pope? Watching TERFs meltdown over these would be hilarious.
25 points ·
Many people are asking "Did JD Vance have a hand in the Pope's death?"
16 points ·
To a fascist, image is everything. Ruin their image for the sad, fucking weirdos that they are makes fascists weak.
2 points ·
Who knew Teslsas would set on fire in hot temperatures.
3 points ·
Ol’ smrty Musky won’t be blamed for the tragic accident. It would be some helpless fall person or Las Vegas.
Smrty Musky can’t be blamed for this.
11 points ·
A charged Li-Ion battery aflame is no joke, as we saw when it was the Galaxy Note 7. It’s a major concern for EVs catching fire in tunnels, parking garages, and ferries. They are SUPER HARD to extinguish- legacy techniques don’t really work.
Thank god, ol' smarty Musky built a tunnel with no safety features for all those Teslas.