Trump picks outspoken ‘alpha male’, Hooters aficionado Nick Adams as next US ambassador to Malaysia

Yeah, but a war is happening half a world away and my feels is hurt. I think I'll sit it out in protest. Damn the parties for not fielding credible candidates!

Not if we convert all 20 seats held by Republicans in the 2026 midterm elections. Then the orange man has to go away.

You mean the one he has now or the one the government will be paying for?

Don't be ridiculous. The maids here (we call them domestic helpers) are from other asean countries in the region. Plenty of local girls to go around for an expat paedo to grope. Foreigner worship and scoring an expat mate is a thing here.

/s (not really)

Just forge a latter from the prime minister inviting him over for a swim. We can all get over it.

He wrote MULTIPLE books about it!

A guy who writes a book about it?

While wearing an ascot

In other unrelated news, locals emerge from jungle looking quite satisfied.

“US ambassador Nick Adams missing during impromptu jungle trek in Malaysia"

I was gonna comment child sex trafficking, but pretty much the same idea.

Diplomatic immunity. They can't arrest him, the most they can do is kick him out of the country.

Just return to sender his forehead when he arrives and send him back on the plane

Cannot confirm, i want him send back.

considering his identiy/grift revolves around his looks its fair game, stop deflecting.

Isn't that normal? I mean people can start greying in their 20s.

Of all the things that make this guy so unpleasant, grey hair is waaay down the list.

But he's wearing an *ascot*! Those are rich, dignified grays! You can tell he's rich and cultured.

...Cuz of the ascot.

and hes from australia too. hes graying at 39, age isnt kind to him.

jesus fucking christ, how did these people gain control? I know there is plenty of answers but I don't really want to hear them anymore. I want a final solution for the most stupid people who have the most control in this currently shit country

He calls himself an alpha king so he's gonna sound like a *removed*

That implies he has a good ascot. He has an ok ascot at best

*\*Looking in the mirror after getting abandoned by another blind date who called him "shallow, bland, and aggravating" just before disappearing.\**

"I have a good personality. An ascot is personality, right?"

I was going to make a joke about how that face doesnt look straight, but no, that man is unironically and heterosexually wearing an ascot without the slightest bit of flair, style, or panache. Like good gods man its an ascot, you gotta treat it like it's a purple suit, you either wear the hell out of it or you put it back until you can

I bet his voice sounds like Thurston Howell the 3rd.

(very old reference)

Now I'm waiting for the "US embassador Nick Adams arrested in Malaysia for rape" headline.

Is there anything douchier than a guy who calls himself an alpha male?

The dude's really wearing an ascot with a straight face like that, isn't he?

Sweet, fucking baby Jesus. This is truly the dumbest timeline.

He's gonma abuse his Malaysian maid isn't he?

every news from the US in 2025 sounds like an episode of House of Cards. We're not even done with the year yet man

• Epstein file doesnt have anything

• missing minutes from CCTV because the camera "reset" everytime.

• a new NASA director who never had any space experiences. Dont worry though, the guy starred in an MTV series.

• ICE. I guess no need to explain further: unjust, racist, shit tons of money.

• denaturalization is a thing now , apparently.

and a lot more. The fucked up part is we are not even done with trump, he still has 3.5 years left !

Isn't he like....mostly just twitter famous??

This Australian can only apologise.

For shame.

My prediction is this guy has active involvement in human trafficking and that this position enables that work.


Your royal garment my king.

Alpha as in unstable and full of bugs? Yeah I can see that

I dunno, Malaysia might like him.