u/harmsy

Should have told him "Thank You".

I'm with the locals on this one. Bezos should go attempt something anatomically impossible on himself.

If you want to get food aid into Gaza, it might be best to smuggle it in using drones or cartel subs.

Cave Johnson made a lemon for that.

What's outrageous is that our goldfish-brained voters picked up the orange snake again after he bit us the first time.

Bro, there's nothing wrong with the headline. You're just salty because you had a brain fog moment.

And go where, jackass?

Let's dispense with this notion that America should be looked up to. We shouldn't, and we seem to be the only ones at this point who don't know that.

Instead of arguing and hair-splitting over exactly how evil this is, how about we just agree on the simple answer of "Yep, that's some evil shit" and focus the discussion more on what to do about it?

I didn't say they would. I said they could. Jokes aside, I would be VERY surprised if old Joe got picked for this, both for the reasons you mentioned and because of the decline he's been going through recently.

You win the award for funniest spelling pedantry of the month.

Psh, details, shmetails.

Guys. Joe Biden is Catholic. The Vatican has an opportunity to do the funniest thing ever.

I have mixed feelings about this headline. On the one hand, it's good to see this much money going to a good cause. On the other hand, I firmly oppose the ability of any one person to control this much money.

I'm sure Florida wouldn't be a garbage heap if it had proper management.

Damn americans! They ruined America!