u/urandom

You misunderstand. I’m merely pointing out that what you wrote is after the lede

first sentence of the second paragraph.

So, literally, after the lede

I mean, if that’s an option …

The option to drive it until it falls apart is still on the table though. A car shouldn't be treated as an investment opportunity

Well, what did he answer?

Apfel Schorle is much better than a Coke anyway