21 points ·
Tomatoes are already shit as we genetically modified them to be nice and round, blotch free. Same mods also removed the sugars and acids, which are the two things *that make a tomato a fucking tomato*.
Anyway, growing and harvesting tomatoes is a cold stone *removed*. I'm sure red-blooded Americans will be glad for the work! BTW, I'm in NW Florida. Even down here I can't grow year-round. Good luck with that.