u/ivanafterall — potoooooooo ☑️

Do it! Do it!

"Oh, we thought you said *piece* talks."


Ukraine didn't cause Russian men to lose their balls, they gave those up willingly.

I don't think they *need* to, they just recognized an opportunity to get better children without having to figure out how to make better ones themselves.

Honestly, few things are more Russian than being defeated.

"Can't have racism if there are no remaining races!"

And finally removing the stigma associated with premature ejaculation. It's called *efficiency,* maybe look it up.

Consider that he might not want it to end. If it ends, a wartime economy is no longer an excuse/distraction and he'd have to contend more with the disaster he's created.

*Invades the breadbasket of Europe, accidentally makes their crops even better.*

Well, shit. Hopefully they're fixing this!

I wouldn't get my hopes up. I expect a "Mission Accomplished" press conference that will put Dubya to shame.

And then buys one of those marathon bumper stickers and tells everybody he won.

I would also very much like to join.

Well, I was born before things really went south, for example. He didn't specify it had to be "free" currently...?

Shit, they're onto me.

Fuck us up, y'all!

Sincerely,

Ashamed American

Guess I'm going back to a simpler *plaaa-aaace* in time. OHYESIAM.

So much for a midnight train to Georgia.