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I've run out of mouse clicks for the month!

Warning! Shoot the thing!

Please do announce this louder. I'm getting used to being in public places, going to work and having family members. Reality is that I need a Chinese murder drone chasing me all day long.

Its Roundup. If you're consuming stuff treated with Roundup you could end up with a contact allergy or cancer.

Don't tell her its a sphere.....it's for her own sanity.

When you're famous they let you do it. You can steal trophies and medals! Mario steals gold coins, I rest my case.

The company I work for just placed a big order for stuff from EU and Canada last week as we do every few months for stuff to put together as new products. So this time when the parts come in we're going to be screwed. The pile of orange just ate all our profit. I don't understand what he though would happen. We can't use us parts because that eats our profit... Pay for everyone who works there plus the various electric, gas, rent, equipment etc maintenance.

Yup. Something in there reactivates my allergy.

Except I'm allergic thanks to the pesticides used here.

Wrong person to insult. But you are right in the sentiment, that's it? I would at least stop the supply of weapons for a few weeks so when they burn thru their current pile after evaporating thousands more kids and women (because screw men when it comes to pain due to dying), maybe they'll stop and wonder where they can get more before someone gets pissed off.

I got no Camel in that rat race, I just hope those who want war can get as much of the action as possible. Meanwhile, I wish the rest of us could be as war free as possible. Maybe they can create some remote island by dropping cars packed with dirt, rocks and plastic. Then anyone who wants war can just go there and fight other bright like minded fellows.

God. At least we purchased stuff on time. Economic, see you on the way down to hell.

Australia... Give us your jailed masses?

Bling bling!

Oh hey guys! I'm WFH today!

Sorry Bob, I forgot it was a teams meeting!

No worries Bob, you mind zooming in to a single screen?

Oh you're seeing both of my screens in a tiny ass piece of your own screen with barely legible pixelated text that a fucking dumbass at Microsoft agreed to make into a default parameter for screen sharing during a meeting using a software they developed and functions poorly for anything?

Yes Bob, exactly. OK I can read the first 10 letters. You mind scrolling a few more letters slowly so I can read what the DFMEA is about?

Its technically an SFMEA as Bob mentioned.

Oh, what's an SFMEA? I'm only familiar with a DFMEA...

Oh an SFMEA is just like a DFMEA, but for safety.

Oooo! Okay. That's exciting. Hey thanks for scrolling! Yeah this design again! I don't known why they won't approve my ECR so we can ECO a safety cover for the switch. You wouldn't want someone to accidentally bump this thing while getting up from their seat. In retrospect its not a good idea to put it next to the knee rest.

OK Bob, I got it in full screen, can you see more than 3 excel rows now?

Yup, its great! The new full screen which is actually just 75% of the screen is great for effective communication! But I wish Microsoft would give us larger squares with funny looking people icons. So important for communication to take up most of the screen with useless piece of shit dumbass icons and controls.

Agreed Bob!

Meanwhile at another 787:

Hey Bob, I just put into full power but engine one turned off.

Dumbass! Didn't you go to the online training?

What training?

The one about the cut off of switch! Turn that shit back on!!!

Here's the full power button!

...folks, your captain speeching... We had some turbulence but we'll be arriving at Laconia International airport in approximately 4 hrs. For now sit back and enjoy the ride!

Alright Bob send it!

Full power in 3,2,1! Go!

Oh, Bob, its not going!

Yeah I don't understand...

Oh dude, that's the new cut off that Bob designed!

Oh man, that's embarrassing.

Don't worry, it can happen to anyone flying this airplane.

OK, we'll just turn these back on and hopefully next time we won't accidentally turn them off again.

Sorry Bob, but that's a single chance sort of mistak....... Silence.....

Boeing's Bob: so anyway, whereby gathered here to review this. DFMEA. The failure mode in question is the fuel cut off actuation at low altitude. The effect is lost aircraft.

Bob: you mean dead people?

Bob: OK we know where the aircraft is. Yes dead people. We'll change the occurrence to 1 since we've had one occurrence. And the administrative control "training" was not effective with severity of 5 since the customers are pissed.

Bob: well they were pissed, some. Most were scared shitless don't you think?

Bob: look Bob, we agreed on a scale of 1 thru 5. Maybe we should review the scale.

Bob: oh hey guys, sorry I'm late. Oh this design again. Yeah we should probably have some sort of inhibit so the shut off keeps the engines on if there's not enough altitude.

Bob: yeah that's a good idea. Let's put that in the action items. Can you update the rail while I man the dfmea?

Bob: isn't this technically an SFMEA? OK, I'll start an ECR first thing Monday.

Dullness continues....

Meanwhile at some other random 787max3000.....OK Bob, punch it!...

We're giving it all she's got in 3,2,1.

Dude! Didn't you have the training?

Bob, what training?

The fuel pump training Bob!

No, why.

That's the fuel cut off switch Bob!

What does it do if I flip it?

I don't known! It just turns off the fuel I guess

Okay where's the max power button on this thing Bob?

Don't know, I usually let Bob do it. Oh here it is!

Three weeks is a long inspection.

Ahhh! That's where I put it!

Drones are dangerous.

As someone stated... The police are not your friend. They are not there to serve and protect your interests. They are there to serve and protect the interests of the state you live in.

The other day my wife's car stopped at a busy road. The police quickly arrived and asked if she had crashed on to my car. Like how can we take this unfortunate event and turn it into a profitable situation where they can impound the car...oh it's just engine failure, well you're blocking the road so I'll call the most expensive possible tow truck. How can we make your day worse?

Seattle area is pretty warm today.

We have AC, however, bless their hearts, the people who built our house put the only vents on the floor. When its cold you get warm air at the bottom of the house, which is probably OK, but the AC unit pulls air also at the bottom... Which is also OK for heating. Now think cooling for a sec. Pull the cold air from the bottom where the air is cold and then blow it at the bottom where its still cold.

Maybe they had dog powered props?