33 points ·
Right, "it was empty" someone is getting high tonight.
Also this legitimates the tech. Just like porn and VHS, the drug cartels endorse stardink.
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33 points ·
Right, "it was empty" someone is getting high tonight.
Also this legitimates the tech. Just like porn and VHS, the drug cartels endorse stardink.
17 points ·
Male judges who have experienced similar events in their lives maybe? Rape cases should be judged by a 3 judge court where they must have more than one gender or at least another gender other than the perp.
4 points ·
So just like Zuk and FB, sounds like they will be very happy together.
7 points ·
Good thing I have a bidet and towels.
53 points ·
He isn't holding anything other than a diaper full of shit.
46 points ·
I'm starting to think this Donald guy is missing a few marbles in the ole marble sack.
114 points ·
We killed a bunch of people but now I want peace....
I punched you but please don't hit me back or I'll cry.
24 points ·
Then don't sign up. 🤷 Article says they are being given incentives to sign up.
70 points ·
Here's to a million more.

18 points ·
have ~~a roof over your head.~~
*anything at all
15 points ·
If your child dies from something that is 100% preventable then that should automatically be murder.

13 points ·
Probably just declare war for the chemical attack
16 points ·
Blatten was flattened
The article made me think of this by using the word flattened in the first paragraph.
10 points ·
Well between 1 and 2 was only 24 years but yeah the once in a 100 year war is due soon.
18 points ·
They won't even last very long on the roads. Either they will crash, blow up, or be vandalized by the public. I know for a fact that I will destroy them from within if I ever see one. The easiest and quickest way will be walk up to one and before the passenger gets in toss in some fart spray, that shit could total a car since it is almost impossible to remove from fabric.
15 points ·
1300 or 13,000? The title has an extra 0 and the comma is weird.
7 points ·
To pay or masturbate? So it will be ok to sell and not masturbate? Who defines the line from just touching to masturbate?
43 points ·
A glimpse into the future of the USA. Only a few short months away.
6 points ·
Well one of the reasons putin-myass wants the country back is because it's rich in materials for building weapons, glad they ramped up production and using the land for defense.
23 points ·
for a warm blanket and a Tylenol