2 points ·
I mean, we're also obese. But your other points stand 😁
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I mean, we're also obese. But your other points stand 😁
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Well that's the deal, that's asylum. There are options to stay here in Denmark, but it's difficult, of course.
There are plenty of cases where the Danish authorities make dumb or cruel decisions, like claiming Somalia is safe but refusing to send inspectors to check due to safety concerns, but I don't think this is necessarily one of them.
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We always get criticized, often rightly so, but it seems like the new regime is pretty stable and a lot less genocidal than Assad's regime. So depending on the region and the ethicity of the Syrians they refer to it should be fine to repatriate them... right?
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So am I 🙂 for many of the similar services for plane tickets I still use them, since they're so much more convenient than booking yourself, and sometimes have access to better priced tickets than I do so it evens out.
This is a beta, so we'll see where it ends up going i guess.
2 points ·
No problem, I hope they succeed - cheaper and easier to use trains in Europe would be wonderful.
11 points ·
Saw this announced on Mastodon and figured it would be of interest to everyone here - at least if you've ever tried to book train tickets to go across the continent and discovered how complicated it is!
2 points ·
No problem, it's a common misconception👌 have a nice day!
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Sure, but what the hell does that have to do with Denmark? The Dutch live in the Netherlands - totally different culture, language, history. I don't think we Danes have invented ANY novel form of financial instrument or financial system.
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I can't hear you over the sound of your shitty copper, Ea-Nasir!
7 points ·
I... Think that's the UK you're thinking about.
8 points ·
It's not even that strict. In Denmark you have to have been a resident continually for 9 years, with no long periods of travel abroad, before you can even apply for citizenship, as well as a 'permanent residence' permit.
You also have to have been employed continually for 3½ of the previous 4 years, have a clean criminal record, as well as pass several Danish exams and a citizenship test where you must demonstrate knowledge of Danish society, culture, history and so on.
After that, you have to participate in a ceremony where you shake hands with the mayor or alderman of your municipality, sign a declaration where you swear to comply with the Constiturion, respect Danish values and laws, and support democracy.
THEN your name is added to a formal law which must be passed by the parliament - as Danish citizenship is awarded by law.
9 points ·
Arguably, Afghanistan has never been united as a nation in the way we think about it, at least not for long. The cycle seems to be short decades of control under some power followed by decades of decentralization and local powers.
2 points ·
Maybe. Outlines how this whole tariff thing is dumb in a globalised economy.
11 points ·
Novo produces a lot of Wegovy/Ozempic in the US, in North Carolina specifically. But I don't know if it's enough to cover US demand, probably not.
3 points ·
Did I mention that Novo also produces insulin? You're basically a double menace, the king kindly asks you to take it down a notch... or else!

9 points ·
I deem you a threat to Ozempic/Wegovy maker NovoNordisk - we thought we had an engine for infinite growth when we decided to monetize fat yanks, but you had to go and stay thin, didn't ya!
10 points ·
Don't count on it
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This is kind of hilarious in a dumb way. It's going to hit american consumers like a goddamn hammer, and will be rewarded with tariffs going the other way, and we'll all be poorer. Americans most of all.
If he keeps going like this you'll end up with stagflation - high inflation and a stagnating or recessive economy. That shit is hard to get out of, good luck.
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Under normal circumstances the car which crosses a border.