u/Chocobofangirl

I use a travel bidet. Squeeze bottle lol

for the record I was too lazy to install anything so I just have a squeeze bottle i use warm water in. no regs from big australia on that lol

Ball it up first. Doesn't take a huge amount, aiming for something you pinch between two fingers, not a fist-full.

Nah, not really. If the only thing you need to do is dry your ass, all you do is ball up the tp before you swipe so it doesn't fall apart.

Well yeah, but the venn diagram of royalist stans and (hopefully former if this gets in their newsfeed) non-voters is probably a lot higher.