Elon Musk makes stunning claim after Tesla profits plummet: 'If the ship of America goes down, Tesla will go with it'

Here here! We don't have to stay on his shitty sinking ship. Let the captain go to Davey Jones Locker!

It’s not going to stop us from a lot of things

Ketamine dampens that screaming

You mean he's lucid after coming down on his drugs.

On cocaine, he's all strung out and all over the place like a toddler on a sugar rush

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I love that you're not giving him the benefit of a rocket in the metaphor.

Stupid is who stupid does, all the way

Good luck trying to sell overpriced electric cars to poor babushkas, whose sons and husbands died in an idiotic war.

He will probably flee to Moscow and sell his cars thete

If their true mission is to fuck everything up, they are doing great. Bonus from Moscow.👍 What time is it there?

The US economy was doing great when Biden left.

Let that sink in🙄

...for no good reason. Just his own ego and desire to sunk some far right dick.

He is the captain scuttling his own ship...

No

No matter what happens to the rest of us, Musk's future is on a mega yacht cruising around molesting any mammal that moves, and he knows it. He's the world richest man, he'll be fine.

They still turned a profit thanks to tax credits despite all the down sales numbers and it’s a meme stock

Market manipulation

The stock is only tangentially related to the actual business.

Irrational markets are irrational.

There is a reason people lose all there money on the stock exchange and there is reasons idiots make loads of money.

Any expert on this stuff are probably avoiding and have been avoiding Tesla for about 10 years. But cryto Bros have been investing for 10 years and been making loads of money.

Remember people. You don't own the money until you cash out. $100,000 in Tesla isn't the same as $100,000 in the bank.

Isn't the implication that he's saying Tesla will fail if America fails, not that America will fail if Tesla fails? He's basically saying he has tied his fortunes to America's future, not necessarily the other way around.

Unfortunately, there are millions of dumb people who are still kissing his ass.

victims of society

Yeah, they have no idea what this means but they seem to REALLY want to find out.

'Move fast and break stuff'

Shaking my SMH

More like setting off explosive charges willy nilly.

And make it everyone else's fault somehow.

Essentially want to be the only option - buy a Tesla and fill both the trunk and frunk with gasoline or get wrecked.

Nevermind they're pumping and dumping the entire stock market now, turning all the safeguards off, and extracting wealth at a rate that makes Congress look like child's play.

And sell tickets for the life boats to the highest bidder

they have backup compounds in other countries, so

It can always get worse

I think we have bigger problems than Tesla ~~if~~ when the U.S. goes to shit.

You mean it hasn't already gone to shit??

Getting really tired of these super-rich motherfuckers claiming they are victims of society

Says the guy with the hammer who’s been poking holes in the ship 🙄

I think we have bigger problems than Tesla if the U.S. goes to shit.

Musk, Trump and the rest of the Republican leaders have been trying their very best to sink the ship of America.

Seeing a billionaire complain about shit like this is so fucking funny.

Bro could have fucked off with his money and done literally whatever he wanted for the rest of his life and instead gets bullied by normies and cries about it online.

There is nothing i could do to be as pathetic and as much of a fucking loser as this guy. hahahahahaha

Elon musk is the modern Icarus - he wears the wings someone else invented, does not know how to wield them properly, flies too close to the sun and dies crashing.

Except, it’s not only wings, it’s a fucking airplane and we are all along for the ride.

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Wonder why he'd be pondering America being destroyed. I thought his team was making everything better for the US.

So he literally thinks he's an honorable captain going down with the ship. He is fucking delusional.

Then whyyyyy did he work so damn hard to sink us? Fucking idiot.

No matter what happens, even if I hear about it in a Salvadoran labor prison, if he kills himself, it'll be a good day.

If only we let To Big To Fail corporations die, we might actually be competitive and not have to ban the competition.

Um, no one needs Tesla to exist.

The fuck it will.

Elon might go down with it (probably not), but one shitty, Nazi-led, small time automaker going from circling the drains to out of business won't hurt the US.

The US will be better off once all remaining Teslas are in history museums. Preferably in the section where kids on field trips can learn about Great Mistakes in American History.

"Which is why I have decided to reduce the amount of time I dedicate to sinking it."

Most people: "If the world explodes everyone will die!".

Musk: "If the world explodes I will die!".

Why do I have a feeling he meant to say “If Tesla goes down, America will go with it”

You don't need to oversell the downfall of America. I was already in, but is nice to know.

Even if you have to sink it yourself, eh Elon?

You know drilling holes in the boat and then saying you'll go down with the ship isn't gonna stop the passengers from stealing your life jacket, right?

In China his competitors are now too far ahead and in Europe they don't want no swasticar anymore. That leaves only the US market.

Can we deport this asshole to some random prison already and/or use the big droppy-sharp-thingy? So sick of hearing about him and knowing he’s freely traipsing around the world unhindered.

I say we cut loose the Tesla/musk anchor pulling us under

More like: "If the shit of America goes down (the toilet), Tesla will go with it."

Can someone that's clueless about stocks tell me who Tesla is surging again 2 days ago it was at 225 now it's almost at 260 it's been green constantly. making me angry.

Is that a promise?

We have a plan, boys!

Nice so Elon is back on his meds and understands what he has done 👏

you can sell your TESSLARS to your handlers country, Putin.

China: Ok.

So at least there will be a silver lining to living through the collapse?

You can't take anything that shyster says seriously.

Alright sure

Good.

At least it’s not the other way around.

Here's hoping!

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If Tesla goes down, people will continue to buy BYD.