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Iconic lines from Cartman in South Park (S14E3)
Billy: Do you wanna do it?
Cartman: Do I wanna do it? Does the pope help pedophiles get away with their crime?
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Billy: Is that something you would want to do?
Cartman: Is that something I would want to do? Is the pope Catholic...and making the world safe for pedophiles?
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Billy: You wouldn't do that.
Cartman: Does a bear crap in the woods? And does the pope crap on the broken lives and dreams of 200 deaf boys?