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u/otter — otter

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They sleep upside-down, vespertine, and roam the woods at night to forage for wolves.

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Say it out loud in an Aussie accent.

1 points ·

In Australia?

1 points ·

Putin read about guillotines, it seems.

5 points ·

It's not just the two of them, let's be honest.

4 points ·

If they're smart, they "don't own a phone, your Honor". 😶

1 points ·

*I didn't think that word means what you think it means* anymore.

2 points ·

Seems fully on-brand for someone related to Eva Braun. 🤷🏼‍♂️

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Reminds me of that stand-up bit about drowning in a jacuzzi on a cruise ship in the middle of the ocean.

4 points ·

"Care", hmm?

-1 points ·

I'm sure that would be the kindest of outcomes, yes.

-2 points ·

Hey, it's your adventure, man. Pave it in gold all you like. 🫠

-3 points ·

Ah, I see you're interested in our local laws regarding foreign land ownership. *Cue more fine print engineered to fuck you into the mud.*

🤷🏼‍♂️

-4 points ·

Ergo, you're expecting said scam to not alter the deal further. 🙈

3 points ·

You're glancing at the glossy brochure and assuming the fine print won't fuck you into the mud.

You're perfect! Sign right here!

3 points ·

Oh, look, fellow livestock! The scarecrows're slap-fighting again.

*adjacent slaughterhouse, unmoved, churns on...*

0 points ·

"Great" like reheated meatloaf thawed from the 90s, maybe.

2 points ·

If by "Mexico", he means "Florida", that seems likely enough.

1 points ·

Yet another attempt to wiggle those two scrotes into the public eye again? How much did they pay you, FFS.

3 points ·

schooners*

6 points ·

And the boats're huge, too