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Say it out loud in an Aussie accent.
Joined
They sleep upside-down, vespertine, and roam the woods at night to forage for wolves.
0 points ·
Say it out loud in an Aussie accent.
1 points ·
In Australia?
1 points ·
Putin read about guillotines, it seems.
5 points ·
It's not just the two of them, let's be honest.
4 points ·
If they're smart, they "don't own a phone, your Honor". 😶
1 points ·
*I didn't think that word means what you think it means* anymore.
2 points ·
Seems fully on-brand for someone related to Eva Braun. 🤷🏼♂️
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Reminds me of that stand-up bit about drowning in a jacuzzi on a cruise ship in the middle of the ocean.
4 points ·
"Care", hmm?
-1 points ·
I'm sure that would be the kindest of outcomes, yes.
-2 points ·
Hey, it's your adventure, man. Pave it in gold all you like. 🫠
-3 points ·
Ah, I see you're interested in our local laws regarding foreign land ownership. *Cue more fine print engineered to fuck you into the mud.*
🤷🏼♂️
-4 points ·
Ergo, you're expecting said scam to not alter the deal further. 🙈
3 points ·
You're glancing at the glossy brochure and assuming the fine print won't fuck you into the mud.
You're perfect! Sign right here!
3 points ·
Oh, look, fellow livestock! The scarecrows're slap-fighting again.
*adjacent slaughterhouse, unmoved, churns on...*
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"Great" like reheated meatloaf thawed from the 90s, maybe.
2 points ·
If by "Mexico", he means "Florida", that seems likely enough.
1 points ·
Yet another attempt to wiggle those two scrotes into the public eye again? How much did they pay you, FFS.
3 points ·
schooners*
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And the boats're huge, too