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They thought all they were getting was a piece of the latest hype. Now they've got leverage over the entire govt of the United Fucking States!

**"Remember JD Vance! To hell with France!"**

Inspiration: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_Maine_(1889)

(*We* know that Greenland is not French; the morons they'd sell the invasion to don't.)

Aura Carreño Rosas is a Hamilton-based reporter from Venezuela, with a passion for pop culture and unique people with diverse journeys.

What??? A Venezuelan who hasn't been rounded up, deported and slung into in a third world concentration camp without even the pretense of due process?!?

Come on Canadia, is that really the kind of country you want to live in???

/s

"It's a fact: jet fuel doesn't burn hot enough to make steel girders melt! It was the lithium-ion batteries from a Model Y and a Cybertruck fired by railgun into the Twin Towers, with Dick Cheney and Saul of Saul's 3rd Avenue Deli pulling the triggers. People seen jumping out of windows were actually trans crisis actors wearing batwing suits, who nowadays tour encampments of Venezuelan gang members and Haitian cat rustlers across the Heartland with their drag, Spanish-language version of *Hamilton*. **Buy my supplements!**"

Whoa, sorry, don't know what came over me there.

From Twitter's "Fail Whale" to X's "Fash Crash". Make it happen, Anonymous!

Denmark has a quiet word with Novo Nordisk to, uh, 'modify' the appetite-suppressing efficacy of Ozempic/Wegovy, increasing demand for Danish eggs, butter cookies and bacon, and augmenting Denmark's bargaining position.

And surrenders Solvang to the Danish crown.

The future of European procurement?