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Superman on laundry day

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I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

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There are other sites than PornHub, ya know.

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Russia wants to keep a rainy day fund in the event of Western intervention.

That's what the nukes are for. The ones that still work, anyway.

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... and he folded faster than superman on laundry day.

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The fuzz is literally all over him.

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>Authorities of the Hong Kong Zoological and Botanical Gardens are now keeping a close watch on a monkey which is displaying unusual movement and appetite.

That 10th monkey is looking *mighty* sus.

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Well, my *second* thought was, "that's pretty short-sighted if you're gonna Zionist all over the destroyed area.. why would you introduce a carcinogen when..." and by then it clicked. The zionists don't want carcinogens either, but explosively spreading existing asbestos is the price they're willing to pay for genocide.

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I admit, first time I read that headline I was like, "WHAT? Israel adding *Asbestos* to their bombs now? How sinister. What's next - radon?" It took a minute to get up to speed.