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I hope Iran waits until a couple months before the midterms to close the Strait. Nothing like sky-high oil prices to swing an election.

The “ bUt hOw’s yOuR 401(K) dOiNg?” crowd from the first administration is remarkably silent these days. How unexpected.

I’m convinced that Trump only wants Greenland so that he has an even biglier piece of stolen land than Putin has with Ukraine. It’s all a tiny dick-measuring contest.

Putin realizes this fact and puts out a message like this to remind his subordinate (Trump) of his place.

Trump is so thirsty for a Nobel Peace Prize it’s pathetic. Fortunately, he’s never going to get one.

The presence of Usha Vance, whose family has relatively recent experience with colonialism, is particularly gross to me.

Mike Waltz is the US National Security Advisor and former Republican Representative from Florida.

You’re probably thinking of Tim Walz, the Democratic governor of Minnesota and former VP candidate.

Trump never planned to make an agreement with Ukraine. The agreement, as one-sided as it was in the US’ favor, was getting close to becoming reality, so Trump torpedoed it in order to appease Putin.

This is completely fucking shocking. I hope all the Uncommitted folks are proud of themselves.