u/alaphic — alaphic

Well, we had large swathes of our federal government forcibly dismantled by a (admittedly South) African, so... 🤷‍♂️

Wasn't this the plot of Unbreakable, more or less, but with a train instead?

I just can't fathom the amount of mental gymnastics that must be required to simultaneously still sleep at night or look at yourself in the mirror knowing you're whatever monster that makes these decisions knowing full and well that children **WILL** die as a direct result of them.

Normally I'd say 'may God have mercy on your soul' here, but... We'll reserve that for someone with some semblance of humanity left inside them, I think.

Ah, yes, threatening to murder teenage girls - Clearly, the moral high ground

Right? I was surprised at the use of 'confiscated' in that sentence

Yeah, cuz *that* narrows it down... 😋

This can't be true, he hasn't succumbed to alcohol poisoning (yet) to my knowledge