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# We cannot choose a bed partner for you...
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But a good mattress? Thát, we know everything about
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(Standard advertising mumbo jumbo)
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115 points ·
# We cannot choose a bed partner for you...
>
But a good mattress? Thát, we know everything about
>
(Standard advertising mumbo jumbo)
>
Use code **DADDY** for a **surprise discount**
In case you were wondering
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You don't. You see, Nintendo encrypts their games and basically outlaws any way to access decryption keys from your own console. In your proposal you don't even own a Switch to lawfully or unlawfully obtain the keys from, meaning that you'll 100% have to acquire those "illegally".
Not that I care for the record