u/NABDad

I prefer "Alligator Auschwitz"

Has ICE found out?

Now come on, I'm sure plenty still are.

Imagine for a moment if the fortune spent on the failed wars in Iraq and Afghanistan was instead invested in reducing our dependence on oil.

I truly believe they thought they were helping.

At the end, we did. At this point my FIL passed away more than 10 years ago. MIL downsized and tossed most things. There's really nothing left that we would need to deal with.

She still owns the most uncomfortable furniture. I was thinking that it might just be because of my size (6'4"), but my wife (5'1") agrees that it's just terrible. There's one chair my MIL uses and I wonder if that's the only comfortable one.

Trying to avoid being rude, making them feel bad.

My in-laws used to do this.

I love them, but every time they bought something new, they'd give us the old one like it wasn't something they were getting rid of. Easier to give it to us than throw it away.

The last time was a sofa and a love seat. We were stuck with the most uncomfortable furniture I've ever had in my life.

Remember to moan with pleasure during the strip search. Ask if they're single.

Touch yourself. Smile seductively. Have fun with it.

While US doesn't have the great food

That's just ignorant. There's plenty of absolutely fantastic food in the U.S.

I have no idea why anyone would visit us now, but if you manage to get past the fascist scum, there are plenty of amazing places to eat.

They need to come up with enough people to deport to justify their lies about the border.

Why would they bother when Trump is going to sink the whole country?

Earlier someone posted that the protests aren't going to be noticed by or cause any inconvenience to the oligarchs.

It isn't about them noticing the protests, and it isn't about the media talking about it.

At this point it's a movement that has to grow until everyone knows even if they keep trying to bury their heads in the sand. It needs to show the billionaire owned media that they are powerless to suppress the truth.

The movement needs to keep growing until it can't be denied. It needs to keep growing until they know they can not win.

We have a choice. Either we sit back and go into the gas chambers one at a time, or we show them that they are too outnumbered to succeed.

Maybe it likes the hose. Don't kink shame!

It hides the problem

Seems to be working as intended

Well, if you're far enough to the right, everything is to your left.

... Doubling every day...

There's a lot of stupidity to point out with Trump, but I found myself focused on the pens.

It was my understanding, and perhaps I've gotten it wrong, that the reason there are a pile of pens there is so that the president can use all of them, using one for each letter in the name, one to cross the T, etc. Then give them out to a bunch of supporters so that they can each have a pen that was used to sign the law, executive order, or whatever other bullshit this moron puts his name on.

While I can't imagine why anyone would want a pen this shithead put his tiny little hand on to sign something, I am really baffled as to why they would want a pen that happened to be in a box with a bunch of other pens, one of which was used to sign something.

Lazy fuck can't even put the most basic effort into doing something for his most brain-dead, sycophantic followers.

Yeah, I disinterested, "Who? Ronald Dump? Is this someone who matters?" Wouldn't be bad either.

Just want to say, you absolutely should hate a large percentage of the American public.

You shouldn't hate all of us, but there are plenty worthy of hate.