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1 points ·

Oh I was trying to figue out where all the uk unions went on 2020..

37 points ·

* Queen to be forced to get her own tea, Feb 1999

* British rhubarb must be straight, Jun 1996

* Speed limits to be enforced on children’s roundabouts, Oct 2004

* EU bans wooden oars for stirring the Christmas Pudding, Nov 1992

* EU asks women about their sex lives, Nov 2007

* Scores of foreign boats to invade Essex coast, Nov 1992

* Shellfish must be given rest breaks whilst on journeys, Jan 1996

* High up” signs to be put on mountains, Mar 2004

* Euro notes responsible for impotency, Mar 2002

* Strawberries must be oval, Mar 1998

* European secondary school pupils to spend a “free” year abroad, Apr 1993

* EU health directive to prevent barmaids from showing cleavage, Nov 2005

* Now Brussels make bright smiles illegal, Feb 2003

* Tractors to be banned from soggy fields, Jan 2005

* EU officials banned from flying Ryanair, Mar 2012

* British power over VAT rates to be abolished, Mar 2000

* Copyright Tax to be levied on all home VCR recordings, Mar 2000

* EU gives £1m to train Italian TV presenter “bimbos”, Jul 2003

* EU may force UK to give criminals vote, Feb 2006

* EU rules blamed for vulture attacks on farm livestock, Aug 2007

* Excavated earth to become waste, Mar 1995

* Feeding swans and homeless people to require licence, Feb 1994

* Delicacies must be sold in quantities over one and a quarter pounds, Feb 1995

* Scotch whisky must be handled as a dangerous chemical, Nov 1995

* Bosses to be told what carpet to buy, Jan 2004

* Self-employed home-workers must equip their houses with fire doors, Jun 1993

* EU bans lorry drivers’ British breakfast, Sep 2001

* 58 hour working week will ground hospitals to a halt, Aug 2004

* Noise regulations to require club, pub and football goers to wear earplugs, Mar 2002

* UK screens being flooded by pornography as a result of new EC directive, Jan 1993

* EU to fund the Labour and LibDems but not the Conservatives, Jan 2000

* EU wants to ban sale of British plants, Sep 2013

* EU to regulate pizza sizes, Oct 1994

* Farmers forced to issue pigs with toys, Jan 2003

* Dead pets must be pressure cooked before burial, Mar 2000

* Commission to outlaw mushy peas, Aug 1995

* Eurocrats to ban small fruits, Jul 2001

* Fresh pasta banned, Apr 2002

* Her Majesty to be removed from UK passports, Sep 2007

* EU wants to ban Union flag from British meat packs, Sep 2013

* EC regulations forbid the carrying of British passengers, Nov 1992

* Organic farmers ordered by EU to use homeopathic medicine, Apr 2015

* Politically correct Eurocrats say Santa must be a woman, Oct 2001

* Soya milk indistinguishable from cow milk and thus to be banned, April 1995

* Euro meddlers rule we can’t have milk jugs, Feb 2010

* Brussels drive to rob us of British identity, June 2010

* Rare meat to be banned due to “too much bacteria”, Sep 1993

* Bureaucrats declare Britain is “not an island”, Jan 2003

* Kent now part of France, Sep 2006

* No EU plans to abolish Britain!, Apr 2008

* EU steps up recycling targets to eliminate landfills, July 2014

* Kilts to be classified as women’s wear, Nov 2003

* EU responsible for your hay fever, May 2015

* Gin to be sold in round bottles for the Single Market, Oct 1993

* Quality standards ban curved cucumbers and certain apples, Jun 1993

* Home-made cakes must be labelled with all ingredients, Jul 2004

* EU to blame for floods, Jan 2016

* Condom dimensions to be harmonised, Mar 2000

* EU plans to liquify corpses and pour them down the drain, July 2010

* EU plot to seize control of our seabed, Feb 2013

* EU wants to restrict your coffee drinking, May 2015

* Women’s clothes sizes to get bigger due to standardisation, April 2002

* Village church bells silenced by EU, Oct 2002

* British cheese face extinction, May 1999

* EU wants to control your candles, Dec 2015

* Passengers to pay a second fare for journeys over 30 miles, Jan 1999

* Double-decker buses to be banned, Apr 1998

* EU trying to quantify smell of British workers, Sep 1996

* British loaf of bread under threat from EU, Oct 1997

* EU ‘bans boozing’, Feb 2005

* Butchers cannot give a dog a bone, May 2004

* EU bans children from blowing up balloons, Oct 2011

* Ambulances turn yellow for Europe, Mar 2002

* Let’s quit the EU and link up with America, Oct 1998

5 points ·

Apex also did this a couple times, until they just disabled Linux support

8 points ·

Still no buffer to RAM :/

29 points ·

Both run games at 720p

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37 points ·

No, because borders are made up by humans and humans can't write down or even measure infinitely small