u/IHeartBadCode — IHeartBadCode

Brazil: "Oddly enough, we find your current positions on things untenable. The irony is not lost on us but such is the present reality. Thank you for your inquiry."

negotiator

I don't believe that Rubio has earned that distinction in the slightest, even in a derogatory manner. In fact, I am pretty sure that he has only ever once walked onto a used car lot and that resulted in only two things happening. One, learning that he ought not walk onto a used car lot. And two, the true value of a high mileage Jeep.