u/AbidanYre

Don't bring any drugs to the tournament.

Team Orca!

https://theonion.com/god-angrily-clarifies-dont-kill-rule-1819566178/

We had a nuclear deal with Iran too. Same idiot fucked that one up.

Given what happened with covid, I'm not convinced this administration would stop an attack on a blue city/state.

Obvious troll is obvious, and kind of an asshole.

Anything to shift personal responsibility away from the people who made the choice not to vote against this, right?

They're all patting themselves on the back right now claiming Harris would have done the same thing.

Cars are much safer than they used to be.

Over the shoulder seat belts, ABS, airbags, crumple zones, stability control, etc all help prevent accidents and he'll you walk away from any that still happen.

Australia also had a pretty strong reaction when it happened there.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Port_Arthur_massacre_(Australia)

Thank you.

I was going "our father who art... my father's name wasn't Art..." and it just wasn't working.

I'm not sure he could do it *with* a teleprompter.

You're probably not the right person to ask, but what's the difference between prison and confinement?

Maybe taco shouldn't have backed out of that deal last time he was president.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rachel_Corrie

Right? That's still pretty clearly the outline of a plane.

Being regarded as disposable by the Russian government seems like a bad way to make a living.

Pretty sure that's the radome on an Apache.

Hell, it's nice seeing them use complete sentences and proper grammar.

He should have had an armed escort and brought Garcia back to the US.