Donald Trump Nobel Peace Prize nomination withdrawn

Hidden closeted or undercover

what is the crypto in cryptofascist?

I stopped trusting humans in general. There is a good chance that anyone you meet on the street is a cryptofascist.

The ADL has been an anti-Palestinian hate group for years.

Yeah, I had the tiniest bit of faith in the Anti Defamation League, but after they called Musk's stunt fair game I realized pockets of money could even buy ethics groups. From here on out, unless a group manages to zero its profits or earnings by the end of the year, they're untrustworthy.

The J stands for jerkoff

sweet off to cheat on the husband

Any person demanding loyalty doesn't deserve it.

Any man who must say, "I am the king" is no true king.

• Tywin Lanister

The all-caps makes it *official*.

"I am a surgeon!" energy

I'm surprised he spelled the country correctly

Any man who has to say, 'I am the king' is no true king.

CAPITAL LETTERS ARE MORE POWERFUL THAN THE LESSER LOWER CASE. PHIL, LINGUIST

Thankfully, he does not write in all caps!

because my huge dick is in another room right now licking his asshole.

You may need to warn her about peaches.

normally a combination of some flowers

That's actually adorable.

👻

Which ones? Varies?

Dear samus12345

Regarding your previous commentary, I would like to remark that you neglected to properly adress the gentleman whom you were replying to.

I sure hope your father shows far better attitude when writing to the world wide web. I highly recommend to ask them for advice on how to improve your formal language.

Yours Sincerely,

stebo02

Professional shitcommenter

WHY AREN'T YOU ALL WRITING IN UPPERCASE LETTERS TO SHOW YOURE HUGE PENIS? ME, USER OF THE LEMMY THING

My mom uses emojis as a signature

My dad does that.

Best Regards,

samus12345

The idea that he doesn't know how to properly use his own social media platform is honestly hilarious.

At least he didn't end this one with "thank you for your attention to this matter."

Like, Yesterday 🤣

I found this: https://www.yahoo.com/news/donald-trump-deletes-awkward-typo-075857566.html

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Wait when did he say Donakd?

Dear Dairy,

Crepes make me gassy do you have any cheese?

Signed,

Me

Dear you,

Me too. Maybe a crepe?

Signed,

Me

He's senile as shit. Probably thinks it's more official if he reasserts he knows his own name. Especially after calling himself "donakd".

Because that's what old fucking people do on text or Facebook

I've given up trying to understand that man's thought processes. I've decided he has none.

Dear Diary, I'm hungry.

Signed, me.

ChairmanMeow,
His reasons for signing were unclear.
Sincerely,
Raymond Holt

Why the fuck did he sign it

THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES.

lol

This is like boomers signing text messages.

Sincerely,

Empricorn

This is some I Declare Bankruptcy energy lol

Brilliant idea really.

Read between the lines. He actually lost faith that sucking up to Trump will do anything at all.

Appealing to Trump's vanity to get their way wasn't a bad idea.

We all know he's narcissism incarnate.

Sometimes you can get what you want out of Trump by trying to appease him. In this case, his love of Putin is too strong for it to work, though.

!C. Montgomery Burns ordering the death of Gordie Howe

FFS. I find he's a koolaid splooge drinker this way?

Regretzky, the Great Once, now a MAGA chud.

Like Gretzky in fantasy hockey

Yeah we can work on it. The prize could be a bag of cow turd from that company.

The category is too big. Probably have to split it.

It's called the "Golden Diaper."

I think it's the trump prize of fraud, rape, lies. Etc we should establish.

he is a peace of shit, that's for sure

i am the candidate of peace. now... REST IN PIECES!!! 💣💣💥💥💥

"I wanna suck his balls!"

"No, I want them balls, fuck off!"

"Hey, I was here first, his balls are already in my mouth, wait your turn bro!"

Going towards The Handmaid's Tale

If a Nobel got him to calm down, I'd let him have it. It might as well be so much toilet paper anyway.

If Trump wants to go all full-dictator, he might as well look the part and adorn his chest with medals like a bird hoarding shiny objects.

Contemptible shitbag.

We’ve blown way past idiocracy now. we’re deep into ‘don’t look up’ now

They did. I am confused too.

I just want to thank you for the Corner Gas reference.

Search me. I'm no psychiatrist, but mockery works for me. That's probably not an ideal approach either, but rewarding that kind of behaviour seems worse to me.

It's best to just try to avoid them altogether, which probably isn't possible in this case.

Oh? So what are you supposed to do?

You don't deal with narcissists by placating them. That just reinforces their narcissism and makes it worse.

Die fuhrerschnitzel

Careful, try not to cut yourself on that edge!

This is a good theory.

It's not a bad idea, he'll do anything for himself and he'd love the kudos of this

I mean, it helped with Obama. He was _such_ a peaceful president.

Probably trying to flatter him into pressuring Russia.

As per the article: Oleksandr Merezhko. Without knowing more about him, he does seem genuinely far from being on Russia's payroll or part of the proto-fascist elements (beyond potentially the usual accidentally being a useful idiot like many centrist liberals end up being, sadly). Seems more like an old school centrist out of his depth, but with genuine convictions for liberalism, for what it's worth.

My guess is that he either completely misestimated what Trump really is about - or maybe put forth the nomination to bait his narcissist side into doing more, with the prize serving as a carrot on a stick. Either way, he was quite wrong in hoping for Trump doing much to end the war.

Die fuhrer is a narcissist. Could have been trying to entice die fuhrer to support Ukraine over Daddy.

The best justification for him receiving the nomination, or even winning, is simply reading the list of previous winners and nominees

Nonsense doublespeak prize for losers and rubes.

Because anyone can get nominated but it takes a real dickhead to be rescinded lol

Appeasement.

Because conservatives are still salty about Obama receiving the Nobel Peace Prize. We've basically forgotten about it, but they think about that all the time.

Why nominate his *removed* ass in the first place?


Lol you'll never win you piece of human garbage

Maybe if it was the Nobel Rape prize, or the Nobel Fraud prize, or the Nobel Fleece People For Everything They've Got Prize, you'd have a chance.

Oh cmon, look at how hard Donny is trying to make a peace happen, he’s even saying mean things about Israel now. “No new wars”


Really? Why? Didn't he say he was dropping bombs because it's time for peace? Why would you withdraw such a noble prize to someone so peace-loving and earnest?

Fuck it, nothing means anything anymore. All institutions are crumbling. Give ‘em the Nobel Prize, give ‘em the Fields Medal, give ‘em the Heisman Trophy, give ‘em the Mark Twain award.

that he had "lost any sort of faith and belief" in Trump and his ability to secure a ceasefire between Russia and Ukraine.

I mean that's a great assessment, nothing to add. I'm just not sure why it took him this long.


Can someone tell Pakistan there is a form to withdraw your nomination? That'd be great, thank you.

Wait... I thought Pakistan nominated him. Why nominate him as a Ukrainian when he wants you to give up parts of your invaded land. When he promised to end the war within 24h after inauguration, but did nothing but make a mess. When he's Putin's little *removed*... Why are people trying so hard to make Idiocracy a reality?

Dildos can't win peace prize.

He's not having a good week so far.

This FUCK is unbelievable. He wants a cookie for withdrawing a nomination which should never have been made in the first place? Should we applaud?

https://www.atlanticcouncil.org/blogs/ukrainealert/the-shadow-of-1930s-appeasement-hangs-over-us-led-peace-talks/

Read this garbage, talking about appeasement. This Merezhko a fascist himself, and every accusation is a confession. What about the literal far right extremists and nazi sympathizers in Ukraine who are responsible for the maidan massacre and helped grab power and start and escalate the civil war? What a fucking farce.

It needs to become clear to everyone that you can't just demonize Putin and deify tools like Trump or also Obama. They all play geopolitics. They all only care about gaining and maintaining power. The world has gone fucking insane believing this shit.

The Peace Prize should be given to those who give justice and that's certainly not Trump.

Oh man, I thought he had that in the bag too.

um, duh?

Give the idiot a peas prize, not like he can read.

I would have thought Ukraine would pull him the moment of that stupid White House incident.

Why?