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CMV JD Vance murdered the pope

c/europe · u/Viri4thus@feddit.org · 139 points

JD Vance murdered the pope because the pope didn't say thank you!

I call for a renewal of the crusades against the american infidels!


Comments

u/GreatBlueHeron@lemmy.ca · 6 points

I also dislike organisationed religion and was tempted to upvote this. But I don't think we can get rid of it by simply killing the leaders, or any other magic wand. I think having moderate religious leaders in place while it slowly dies out is the best we can hope for.

u/idegenszavak@sh.itjust.works · 3 points

I write in English because most of you can read only that. We can continue the conversation in Hungarian if you would like that better. I also know basic German, and I learned a bit of Latin, Italian and Russian in school, you can choose from that if you have some problem with my English spelling.

u/HeadfullofSoup@kbin.earth · 9 points

Maybe the fact that Vance did not burst into flame in is presence was a proof for him that there is no god and that was to much

u/AJ1@lemmy.ca · 1 points

the pope couldn’t bare it anymore.

I don't recall ever seeing the pope naked, did he bare it often? First I'm hearing of it

u/idegenszavak@sh.itjust.works · 73 points

What if he just asked something so unhinged or stupid the pope couldn't ~~bare~~ bear it anymore.

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u/IceFoxX@lemm.ee · 30 points

Well, vance comes from America where several diseases are celebrating their comeback due to the vaccination opponents. The Pope was old and so was the immune system...

u/floofloof@lemmy.ca · 16 points

Liz Truss met with the Queen and the Queen died; JD Vance met with the Pope and the Pope died. Clearly, meeting with far-right lunatics is bad for the health.

u/daw@feddit.org · 10 points

There are dedicated shitposting communities you know?

EDIT: Rule 7; example: !yurop@lemm.ee

u/Commiunism@beehaw.org · -5 points

But that would mean I'd have to start supporting JD cause he finally did something good.... (i dislike organized religion)