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c/world · u/zaxvenz@lemm.ee · 228 points


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u/PhobosAnomaly@feddit.uk · 11 points

Somewhere in the North Sea: "Kapitan-Leytenant, we have discovered a new experimental craft called HMS ShitBird, appears to have undetectable propulsion systems and carries a significant biological payload"

Somewhere in Thames Water HQ: "yeah mate we fixed the blockage, we just managed to dislodge Barry from Kettering's massive jobby and let it out into the sea"

u/Yodan@lemm.ee · 52 points

I think there's a whole lot of them in suits and ties walking around the white house too

u/Infernal_pizza@lemm.ee · 24 points

They were looking for submarines but thankfully all they found was unusually high levels of sewage contamination