Americans walked from door to door and failed to find a family Vance's wife could visit before cancelled visit in Nuuk, according to Danish TV2

It might be weird to fuck a couch, but at least he's not an actual rapist like his boss.

In Denmark they had to bribe homeless people

They have as they say on the street got high on their own supply or as I say in my brain supped from the coolaid cup

But the Orange said that they were winning? Everyone loves winners, right?

What do you mean with martial law on 20. April.... Truly a win!

Okay, good. You know, whatever makes sense.

I would pay to see this happen. Literally, not figuratively that is

Remember the egg door-to-door begging?

This was like days ago, and yet is phrased like it was from the last trump presidency.

And both could be true

Yep. Trying to make a difference from inside like that is a slippery slope, and rarely works. It's basically what every previously mainstream Republican politician is telling themselves they're doing.

They would have spun it into something positive, either by editing or insincere language.

Tangerine Palpatine has been mine.

Yes. They expected to be heralded as saviors. That's how they think.

Cheetolini ..... I'll have to add that to the list

My favorite has been Mango Mussolini for a while

You might get sued, but you might also go viral

This is absolutely the play right here ☝️ I'd also have my phone ready to record or live stream my little triumph of wasting their time, money and effort just to hear me tell them they're fucking arseholes 😂

See, this is where these people are dumb. You tell them you'll take the money up front, in cash, something like $500, or you'll make them look bad. Then they pay you, and you take the money, and when they return with recording gear, you tell them to fuck off, keep the money, and enjoy the rest of your evening knowing you grifted a scumbag.

I'd like to think they resorted to bribes eventually so in response people slammed the door in their face even harder.

Normally, they put ads out for acting gigs. Guess they don't know how to do that in Greenland.

Fokkof, doos!

They did it in Dutch as an extra fu.

I really hope most of those good folks told those assholes to fuck off in the rudest terms.

And it’s not even official, that’s the best part. Their customs was like “sure I guess. It’s legal” and yet everyone was like “nope”.

Is this another one of those “illegal boycotts” I’ve been hearing about? 🤣

My sincerest apologies

Ouch! It just landed on me!

I mean...

Edit: bad joke that didn't land

It's (somehow) the libs' fault, so it's all good

That's hilarious. 100% of the contacted population told them to fuck off. This is the definition of persona nongrata.

It must be hard being a Republican and having to defend such pathetic losers.

The fact that maga can't seem to understand that no one likes them just baffles me.

God, they're so desperate for the smallest possible propaganda win to spin into something big. They really aren't update to date on what goes on outside their own backyard.

At last some good news for Today! Good job Greenland. Show them they are not welcomed. I am proud of you!

What did they expect, after Cheetolini threatened to annex Greenland? Open arms?!

Remember the egg door-to-door begging?

Thank you Greenlanders! Saved our government more wasteful money than DOGE.

Guess they got ICEd out, eh?

POV you are a couch


Dear random Nuukians,

🫡

Signed,

Random American

Lmfao. This sparks joy. I hope these fuckers realize just how much of the rest of the world fucking hates them.

Did they try entering unannounced into a donut shop with rolling cameras?

Go Greenland!!! This makes me so happy.

I would've said yes and then fucked up their propaganda piece

I don't understand how the Danes haven't treated these American incursions as outright military threats nor have they imposed sanctions.

Must have saw the gif i sent them