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Brutally attacked and shredded to pieces by a walrus.

Hoping for the plane to go down in the sea.

Slowly.

Vance Def gives me family killer vibes

*tinfoils* maybe Usha thinks "they'll" kill her in Greenland to start a war between the US and Greenland so she's taking her husband as insurance that won't happen.

*Untinfoils* most likely she knows they're hated and doesn't want to face the unwantedness/hostility/embarassment of going where she's unwanted.

Please please let this happen...it would be the funniest thing ever!

I hope they get a cavity search too!

Detain them!

If they aren't, then it's best to turn them away at the Greenlandic airport for maximum inconvenience.

There is a US military base in Greenland.

I hope Greenland refuses to let them off the base.

Did you try..two periods instead of three?

But I didn't want the pause that long.

Correct punctuation for dramatic pause is … ellipsis.

I'm not offended. I use way more commas than, I should, but, in this case, it was meant to be, a pause for, emphasis, which I thought, was valid.

No down vote from the perpetrator.

You don't need, that comma.

But I'd like to point out that this isn't a criticism of, your comment. Just, the punctuation. I'm, sorry. And I will now take, my downvotes. See you, tomorrow.

“It’d be a real shame if you were to find yourself in danger, Greenland”

Seduce him with couches. Danish design is pretty raunchy.

There's no chance in hell Vance knows what that phrase means

Foreign minister at the gate with a sign reading 'Persona non grate'.

I'm just saying.

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Funny, that's gonna be the exchange rate soon

$800, or about 5€.

Gonna make a cool 800€ in only 5 minutes.

I was imagining more like an angry mob.

Terrible.... For the whole world

An assasination is a world war triggering event. Please dont hope for this

Well technically they can fly anyone into them, nothing stops the host country denying them entry if they try to leave the base though.

Probably wouldn't ever happen except in a very rare case like this one but yeah it could happen somewhere the way America's been trolling Europe in general.

Interesting point. Can the US military just fly anyone they like into their overseas bases in Europe etc, then just exit the base into the hosting country, having skipped immigration controls?

Firstly, us air base is still on his soil.

Secondly, are they going to only visit the air base?

And how do you picture the Danish Foreign Minister getting to this air base that is the only one in the region, and getting past the American security?

They can stay in the base but should be denied leaving imo

The us can control anything they want.

Foreign minister shows up with a paper reading persona non grata, that's it.

Maybe they should have their cell phones searched just like those Europeans trying to enter the U.S... It's not like any Signal threads JD may or may not be on have classified information, right?

That would be a shame if they got detained.

The problem is they will be landing at an airport controlled by the US.

Like literally as that wench Marjorie Taylor Greene f**ked off a British reporter for not being American. What a shower of brain dead ignoramuses, and that's being nice.

The US would just bomb Greenland. Until everyone died. Just like the zionist fucks do in Gaza.

Just as long as the Greenlanders don't threaten to give him back.

Please please please Greenland make this happen. Boo and jeer and hurl insults at him everywhere he goes every minute of every day.

Or take him hostage. I’m sure loads of Americans would welcome that.

And also talking loudly about stealing your shit.

I didn't know you use Lemmy, dad!

This says otherwise

This Says There Could Be Problems

I miss Junior now...

DUI is not always and everywhere a felony.

Bush was and his DUI conviction counts as a felony.

I’m sorry I don’t know the name of Greenland’s prime minister. They just had an election and I don’t know who will ultimately put a coalition together. I saw puffins in Iceland once who were headed that way and I know ice core samples often come from Greenland. (Shout out to Greenland for puffins and science!) But please excuse my ignorance.

My original point was that JD Vance is irrelevant. I don’t remember his wife’s name but I know it’s like 4 or 5 letters and multiple vowels and syllables. UEFA is not correct, obviously, but it’s like that.

There's no evidence Greenland even met with them. Greenland was with me at the restaurant all night. I'm sure my other friends could also corroborate that. Remember that guys? Greenland was cracking jokes all night. Dave almost peed his pants he was laughing so hard.

Bit to Renaissance era, go with something a bit more akin to the original Greenlander colonists the humble Daneaxe do it at Eriksfjord for extra spice.

I’d prefer a halberd be used

That wouldn't be as satisfying. Stamp the entry and THEN throw their asses out.

Can't they just deny VISA entry?

To El Salvador!

Literally ignore them. They are no more than tourists. No official interactions. No preferential treatment.

A couchfucker and his cuck... Yeah, I'd say that's not our best.

I don't know much in this crazy, crazy world, but I do know that if you don't let us fuck this asshole, we are going to have our dicks and our pussies all covered in shit.

Those guys were just dicks, these are assholes and loud pussies with guns.

Ice balls would be better

Once the rescue mission is finally underway, they accidentally add the Prime Minister of Greenland to the thread where they’re discussing battle plans.

Please mean Boris!

Eh they'd need the Trump-Vance-Johnson trilogy though

"I'm sorry, due to political instability travelers from your country must be held for seven days while we run a background check to be sure you're not attempting to illegally enter our country.

Here's a 3cm thick mat and a 3m x 3m room that's lit 24/7. See you next week. I suggest you take a vote on which corner is the bathroom."

If they did this. I don't even think Trump would care. Probably tell the press "he doesn't know anything about it, you're telling me for the first time".

Then Pete gets drunk and forgets to launch the rescue mission. No one would miss JV Vance anyways.

Epstein them

Nah, that would give the idiot an easy excuse to invade.

Detain them indefinitely instead.

They should. Just say the runways are unsafe to land on

Nah, let them come... and then don't let them leave.

Deport to El Salvador Prison

Could Greenland just turn them away?

Greenland should absolutely deny these invaders entry.

I hope Greenlanders chase him away like Vermonters did. Let him know he can't go anywhere without people making it known how much they don't want a little sycophantic dweeb like him around.

USA's not sending their best.

If there isn't at least one snowball to the face I'll be disappointed in Greenland.

I'd also be cool with people reviving the tradition of throwing shoes at republican fuckers.

As a convicted felon, Trump probably isn't allowed entry to most modern countries.

Why the fuck are they letting him?

Greenland should deport them immediately after arrival

I don't even understand why they're allowed in the country.

Did Couch Guyliner not express some horrible disdain for Europe recently on the leaked Signal app that his administration is famed for? And now he's visiting Europe?

I hope he receives the same treatment that Tesla dealerships are treated to in Canada.

The only thing Greenland is in danger from, is the US.

Let’s be honest. How many people would care if Greenland just threw him in an ice cave? His wife probably wouldn’t even look for him until she ran out of mascara. No one in America cares about JD Vance. People who loathe Trump or Ted Cruz or whomever have to force giving a shit about JD Vance.

“We’re going to check out how things are going there”

WTF should be going on there JD? None of your business!

He'll probably try to catch the eggs being launched his way.

If something bad happens to them in Greenland that would be so terrible /s

Hey Denmark, keep him

This is the geopolitical equivalent of your idiot neighbours crashing your birthday barbecue only to complain about the food. Loudly. While chewing.

Don't let them in. lol

Its kind of weird how often they're talking about when and where he is going to be almost like they're inviting someone to knock him out of the sky.

Do not let these pieces of human shit into your country.

Why can't Greenland officials meet them at the airport, detain while going through their social media , and then put them back on the plane and tell them to not come back? I think that would be fair.

why do I have a feeling they are going to provoke/fake some kind of incident that would "justify" an attempt at US military "intervention"

On their way back, they get detained by ICE

he'll probably need to apply for a VISA card now

I hope they will freeze to death.

Good luck, i hope rhe greenlanders eat you alive

I hope they arrest them and treat them how the US government treats Middle Eastern travelers

I've heard that Greenland crime is very high this time of year. It's when the pre-April Hygge gang trials typically take place with irresponsible snowmobile racing that can be frankly deadly. The Greenlandic government should call the Danish army to provide a 24-7 heavy armed escort to these VIPs. For their own protection. Who knows when a Hygge snowmobile night attack.

Don't let them land.

Remember, no official meetings, and they have to pay for the trip themselves.

Abhorrently disrespectful on a national scale flex but not ok.

Praying for his safety and that NOTHING happens to him :)


That's so aggressive, but not new. Let's not forget the US is an imperial power who has constantly deposed and invaded other countries.

Stake both of them out on an ice flo for the polar bears.

I bet they’re going to get told to turn the plain around.