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More like a dollar store kazoo. Anyone can do it-- he's so fucking dumb you just have to tell him he's the bestest and smartest boy ever, and maybe tell him his hands are big, and he'll give you anything you want.

And they are winning.

You're exactly right with that second part. The Cold War never ended, it just got colder. We severely underestimated the deviousness of Russian leadership. They 100% started playing the long game once they realized they lost the short game in 1991.

Indeed.

Yes, John 8:44 is very fitting:

You are of your father the devil, and your will is to do your father 's desires. He was a murderer from the beginning, and does not stand in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he lies, he speaks out of his own character, for he is a liar and the father of lies.

I believe the man on the watertower behind Crooks shot those rallygoers.

Corey Comperatore died and David Dutch + James Copenhaver got injured

There is zero evidence that anyone fired at trump. There is zero evidence Crooks fired his gun.

If you're not joking, John Hinkley, Jr.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Attempted_assassination_of_Ronald_Reagan

On March 30, 1981, Ronald Reagan, then president of the United States, was shot and wounded by John Hinckley Jr. in Washington, D.C., as Reagan was returning to his limousine after a speaking engagement at the Washington Hilton hotel. Hinckley believed the attack would impress the actress Jodie Foster, with whom he had developed an erotomanic obsession after viewing her in the 1976 film Taxi Driver.

David Hinkley appears to be a statistician.

middleschool nonsense from you.

It's very funny to take this tack when you are basically claiming to be the smartest person in the country, the only one to see the plain truth of the situation

You aren’t the smartest guy in the room.

David Hinckley. I follow him on twitter

Scary stuff

So you have evidence for this?

Because my narrative actually makes sense and adds up, unlike the “official” absence of a narrative.

What about my narrative concerning what really happened at Butler PA sounds like a “wild-ass guess” to you? Nothing “unfounded” about what really happened at Butler PA. trump’s SS staged a fake assassination and murdered Crooks and Comperatore.

I believe in facts, not assumed narratives.

I shared above how things played out.

Until any facts come out about SS or other groups plots to conspire to fake an attempt on Trump, I will believe that this person acted by themselves and actually tried to kill Trump for their own reasons. And failed, killing others on accident, and getting himself killed in the process.

Crazy to assume otherwise.

One of the weirdest thing about the last 20 years or so has been how unfounded conspiracy theories and wild-ass guesses and feels get stated as fac, and people stop realizing there's a difference. Which lead to really sloppy thinking (including Trump's rise)

Okay. Why do you not believe the narrative I’ve shared, and what do you believe happened instead? (And third, why do you believe you know better than myself?)

Unequivocally my ass

Why should I believe you?

Pretty sure his point was nobody did, which is the problem.

What is this? A 4Chan psyops? We're not falling for that here.

Did you!? Then stop spreading shit!

Yup. Trump learned blading from wrestling. Crooks aimed and shot at the audience, gets killed as well. Trump cuts his own ear.

Or it's proof that there *is* a god and he's a massive piece of shit that gives the worst people the best luck. Seems to be the trend among the worst of us. :/

Can't disagree

That would have been the only footage of a human getting their head blown apart that I would have watched every day over breakfast.

>Bullet trajectory showed Trump would be dead if he didn’t turn his head last minute. That slight turn allowed the bullet only to glance his ear. That same bullet then hit some in the crowd behind him. He then fliched a bit, and the other shots that were still aimed at the initial first spot all missed and hit the crowd behind him.

Straight up proof that there is no god

There is no proof it hit his ear actually.

Did you read the doctor's report?

Oh, wait....

I absolutely agree. It weakens the position.

trump’s SS recruited Crooks to “help out” with their security detail, then when trump gave the cue for everyone to look to the right, trump’s SS simultaneously murdered Crooks while another SS on the watertower behind Crooks shot into the crowd, killing Comperatore. Nobody fired at trump. This is unequivocally what really happened.

This is just dumb conspiracy theory shit.

Bullet trajectory showed Trump would be dead if he didn't turn his head last minute. That slight turn allowed the bullet only to glance his ear. That same bullet then hit some in the crowd behind him. He then fliched a bit, and the other shots that were still aimed at the initial first spot all missed and hit the crowd behind him.

There is such a slim chance that was all planned. Trump was directly in line of fire and could have easily been killed if this was just a stunt. They'd never risk that.

Don't spread shit rumors in a time when there is plenty of real shit in front of your eyes to be angry about.

My bad: Should have said "Staged", not fake.

Crooks is conveniently dead. Trump's ear healed in days (literally impossible), Secret Service held him up for display, etc.

Yep and there is more than enough hatred for him. I'm surprised it's not happened more

Matthew Crooks.

People in the crowd died. There's pictures of Crooks's head split open from rifle fire. It wasn't fake. Just because it was very, very convenient for Trump doesn't mean it was fake.

I can't think of Reagan's shooter's name, either. That isn't proof it was staged.

Love that straight up QAnon level shit is getting the majority of upvotes here. Good sign, the future is bright

There is zero percent chance trump has the balls to stand and let someone shoot live ammo in his direction. People around him died.

Krasnov...

he almost _didnt_ have an asset able to steer the entirety of the conservative side of the united states! whew!

Not easily manipulated at all

I'm sure he did. Who else but Trump as President of the US Russia Oblast?

If Trump died it'd have been a huge wrench in the decades-spanning Russian plans for slow destabilization of the west.

Of course Putin prayed for the wellbeing of his best American asset.

This is hilarious. There's no world this actually happened but the thought of it is too much

Our glorious leader and his good friend Putin. I am sure we are in good hands. /s

Getting played like a Stradivarius

Putin knows how to deal with autocrats.

Kiss! Kisssssssss!!!!

Putin, who does he pray to? We all know the answer right.

Faked assassination attempt.

If it were real, he'd still be talking about it.

Need proof?

Without searching, what's the shooter's name...?

No lie is too stupid for them.

Not a bad guy? Fuck right off, Steve.

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I believe Vladimir Putin.... :(

trump’s SS recruited Crooks to “help out” with their security detail, then when trump gave the cue for everyone to look to the right, trump’s SS simultaneously murdered Crooks while another SS on the watertower behind Crooks shot into the crowd, killing Comperatore. Nobody fired at trump. This is unequivocally what really happened.