French First Strike Warning Shot on California, leave Greenland alone

c/noncredibledefense · u/LOCKMART@sh.itjust.works · 1 points

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u/erin@social.sidh.bzh · 1 points

we don't hate them, we love to mock their old french accent 😁

u/sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works · 0 points

Idk, the only thing France hates more than the British are the French Canadians.

u/nuke@sh.itjust.works · 1 points

*User has been baguetted for this comment* 🥖😵‍💫

u/DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social · 1 points

Yes, the well known anti-imperialism of FRANCE.

u/erin@social.sidh.bzh · 0 points

why stop at louisiana? If Canada becomes the 51 state we should get back Quebec as well, to protect them with our warning baguette doctrine... 😄

Edit: I forgot Cap Breton Island... Based on Utrecht treaty, that island is French and people there know Saint Michael's Mount is Brittany territory so we should protect them!

u/innermeerkat@jlai.lu · 0 points

Yeah, sorry. After hearing the convicted felon speak like an imperialist, our old habits kicked in. It's but a mind game to ultimately reclaim Louisiana for national security.